It’s miller time
Ahh, Wednesday, my favorite day, hump day. Now, if I only had somethin’ to hump up on. It’s approximately 2 min after 6, I’m enjoying my evening Miller Lite, and listening to J-live. Life couldn’t be better. So, what has happened this week?
Lessee here…
Oh Oh! Blue Dick! Anytime I think of the watchmen, I think of how much blue dick is seen in the film. Srsly, change the film name to blue dick, or magnificent neon treetrunk. 0_0
Last Friday I saw my boys play at Golden West and shot video of them on my iPhone. As you know, the current iPhone doesn’t support video, which means mine’s is haxxord, which means I can’t fuggin figure out how to git the video offa it. If someone knows how to do this, than please mail me. I’ll post the video here once I figga out how to get to it. All I can say is check them out when you have a second, they are growing by leaps and bounds and it’s really awesome watching them develop.
My girl Kirsten Lepore is about to jump from awesome into super-rock-star status next weekend as she flies out to TX for SXSW. F*ck her! <3 Hahahah. I was gonna go, but I got put on the bench for the season. ZING! Anyway, for real, that’s f*ing awesome. I’m so proud of her. Stop by her site and give her mad props for her stop-motion skillioz..
Now for some sad news. My dad is officially a cyborg and is now named Mike-bot. He underwent the ka-nife yesterday and had both his lungs removed. He was a 2-pack a day smoker for almost 40 years. Hows that roll with you? Actually, he only had one of his lungs removed, the right one, and is in the ICU. As I said in my weekly family update email, smoking sux, but not as much as having your lungs cut out of you with a tiny knife by a stranger. Yeah, stop smoking goddammit.
I recently launched my parents first website, harmony house hobbies dot com. Please stop by, check it out, and visit my ‘rents at their next convention. Buy some dice, comment on my mom’s nice ‘dice’ and tell my pops that you think his scottish bonnet is dope. Seriously, homeboy wears it everyday and has ever since I’ve known him. My mom takes it off his head when he goes to bed b/c he forgets. How fucking cute is that. He’s a teddy bear. I love him. I love you Jeff.
I really want this couch
and this bed
If you love me than give me a dollar. If you don’t than I will lazer ka-nife you in your sleep. <_<
I’m serious
Two more things:
Watch this video, seriously, these dudes are amazing. They make that lil girl in the pink suit look bobo.
If you haven’t checked out my facebook, than you should. I’ve been posting pictures of me everyday. I’m not doing it b/c I think I’m attractive or anything lame, but just because the activity seems to get my friends to talk to me. Lame, I know. It’s FACEBOOK!
See you next week.
